Now you can have the Gunny SOUND OFF to all those people who constantly call you and leave messages on your Answering Machine! Get the Gunny's Answering Machine Messages TODAY and drive those JACKWAGONS crazy! All you need to do is record this on your answering machine or voice mail and you will no longer worry about people bothering you, picking on you, saying you dress funny, well we can't really stop them from saying that, but the Gunny will defiantly have them laughing or crying. Either way it will be a BLAST!
This message will have the Gunny will answer your phone and say...
"I'm sorry no one is here to take your call. I'M NOT REALLY SORRY!
I'M GLAD! I'M GLAD THEY ARE GONE!!!
NOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR WHINEY ASS VOICE ON THEIR GODDAMN PHONE!
WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK THEY GOT ME TO MAKE THIS MESSAGE FOR 'EM?
IT WAS TO PISS YOU OFF SPECIFICALLY AND THAT'S IT!
Ya PISSED OFF yet?"