No One Can Take Your Call

Now you can have the Gunny SOUND OFF to all those people who constantly call you and leave messages on your Answering Machine! Get the Gunny's Answering Machine Messages TODAY and drive those JACKWAGONS crazy! All you need to do is record this on your answering machine or voice mail and you will no longer worry about people bothering you, picking on you, saying you dress funny, well we can't really stop them from saying that, but the Gunny will defiantly have them laughing or crying. Either way it will be a BLAST!

This message will have the Gunny will answer your phone and say...

"Hello, no one can take your call, as they are out doing PT. WHY ARE YOU
STILL ON THIS GODDAMN PHONE AND NOT OUT DOING PT? YOUR A DISGUSTING FAT BODY!
DROP THAT JELLY DOUGHNUT AND GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!!!
NOW LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER I MIGHT JUST GET BACK TO YOU!!!"

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